SATURDAY 1st OCTOBER................
This is my version of events, so I’m sticking to it. For now.
In The City just seems bigger than ever and the crowds seem to be providing more than a match. Ok so it is a Saturday, but hammered out rock gigs at 4.30pm anyone. Now that’s cool.
Having the advantage of a pass and lanyard, you get to see a little bit behind the scenes and ITC seems to have found its stride, with a mega efficient registration process and laid back approach that still provides a nice, slick series of seminars.
The Manchester City Music Network Pop Quiz Night is always popular, but they were about to fasten the thick bolts on the door to the room. Like Ripley’s cryogenic space journey in Alien, it would be a whole three hours before the depressurisation process would allow the entrance to be unsealed. With just one complimentary pint (then as many as you want at £3.50) and all the chips you can eat, it’s the sight of Elliot Eastwick limbering up on his twin turntables, elaborate sound system and club night equipment for a round of pub quiz soundbites, that seems the most bizarre.
A walk with haste is the order of the day, via a man at the exit to the Midland who gives us a stick of rock and what looks like a Teflon mouse mat, neither of which seem be of any use. He’s actually selling Voice Over Internet Services, but after a babble about “£10 a month plus… “ the eyes glaze over. I’m nervously looking around for the Sky TV salesman, who normally hides behind a blue hoarding with The Simpsons on, or an AA man sat under an umbrella in a fluorescent jacket. But we’re lucky.
Destination Dry Bar, where a festival all of its own is in full swing. It’s impressive. Three stages working in synchronisation and a sound that’s often pretty good, but boomy depending on who’s on and who’s fiddled the knobs well enough. The bars a pain in the arse though. After waiting for about quarter of an hour, everyone stood next to me had been served, so it was my turn. Great. I only wanted a coke, but hey, when there’s plenty of oversized 6’2” twenty somethings dressed as Ricky Kaiser, I don’t mind waiting. Tw*ts. (More of that later…).
There’s a couple of things to say about music to day – it seems to fall into a variety of categories, all governed by a series of laws :
Music Is Good
Music Is Mediocre
Music Is Shit.
You can grade things within this scale to accommodate, style ,content, haircut, or anything else that irritates / impresses.
So kicking things off for us so far are THE HAIR. The York outfits gritty slightly funky style is right in the frame of “fresh bright young things who can play scratchy guitar, but quirk it up with some wobbly effects” – All with the odd twist of a sound like The Artic Monkeys but without the hooklines. It’s a variation on a theme we’re going to hear all night.
The URBAN BLUE showed promise with their last demo and they have a real bonus in singer Alison Carner - we said last year : “sweeping, lazy post Acid Jazz, which is the prefect vehicle for the singers curveball melodies and unique tone” . We say today it’s still pretty true and the quest for that killer song is still on but getting there. Ones to watch.
CHERUBS look exactly like Franz Ferdinand, but seeing as they come from London, you can forgive them for that. Songs like “Hey Bunny” provide perfectly relevant bouts of rasping guitars, but it’s “A Man Of No Importance” which causes the most gasps for its sheer Interpol tribute - but Interpol stole that from The Chameleons so - so what ? The muddy sound doesn’t help although Cherubs leave quite a bright impression.
They maybe don’t know it, but KARAOVA are playing in the hometown of Clockwork Orange author Anthony Burgess. In Nadsat you’d steal the lines “Then he opened those amazing "groobers" and through his rattling false "zoobies" gushed a Niagara of portentous, pedantic, autodidactic, multilingual verbiage, with a flotsam of what he termed "duff gen". ….or basically, the music was pretty intense but the vocals were a bit dodgy in the basement room. A mush really.
TRAP 2 bring a different sound from Sheffield. They seem to have improved from their demos, this time, the hair is longer and they’ve gone a bit baggy. Dance moves and effects are bolstered by big, sometimes ethereal guitars, which all work quite well. They also need to get a name that doesn’t conjure up the image of the next to the end cubicle in the ladies toilets.
Oh – this is all still in the Dry Bar too – I haven’t moved much – in fact – I just have to swivel round to see one stage then t’other.
But shaking a leg past the toilet roll littered bogs, there’s the rather excellent 3 piece from Belfast (“It’s lovely…” there apparently – I think he was joking after their latest tourism reels consisted of on-fire police vehicles and Christians beating each other up with large sticks and small arms). THE BÊTES NOIRES are rigidly tight, noisy and ready to explode. And they do too. The vocals lay over a melodic sneer and the whole things churns out of the speakers rather wonderfully.
There’s an ever increasing number of haircuts – in fact it’s like a uniform of conformity. Two guys stand in front of me, dressed in black, hair spiked, make up on. Now that’d be cool if they were down the local boozer on their own, or at work, or shopping at Asda. But here it’s just run of the mill and it’s hard to distinguish anyone’s individuality. Even the music seems to conform and you begin to feel that just one big band dressed as Pulp would do for the whole evening…or would it ?
The MARDOUS are apparently on / going to be on, Poptones. You can see why. More spiky indie nik-nik-nik pop. The three piece are sharp but they do suffer from indifferent vocals and a lack of stage presence. They could end up as just another drop in the ocean of new generation indie pop. But I think on record that this stuff could actually sound rather good. We’ll have to see.
The Second Floor provide the revelation that not all new stuff has to be Interpol / Nik-Nik with a bout of swirling, pulsating shoe gazing and space rock epics. Lamacq’s interested enough to play their demo. So should you.
The rather long-ish walk to hell (Peter Street) begins via a stop off at the Oldham Street Offy, for a winos supply of JD in a hip glass. We coned off a gutter space for our rep (the one dressed as a big game hunter) , but word is that Linen Cupboards in Hotels are a good place to crash (a true story from a well known local rock band member). There’s another pause at “Methadone 24/7” (The Chemist all night Chemist on Oxford St), for EARPLUGS !.
Then there’s a stop at Subway for a member of the crew to get a sandwich – such was the cue that his skeletal remains were barely able to place the order once he got to the front of the queue. Fast food from slow people ?- It’s doesn’t work Mr McDonald…
The Late Room is heaving but no-one seems to be watching the band. Everyone’s just talking VERY LOUDLY. Which is a shame as UNCLE BOB is playing some “Carol King Vs Radiohead” inspired stuff via his outfit of electric and acoustic players and a double bass. It’s a shame, as had this been a FUCKING MUSIC CONFERENCE, everyone would have been listening wouldn’t they ?
Some guys are shouting “Boss Hogg! / Boss Hogg! / Boss Hogg!”. This old guy turns round. He’s dressed in white and looks just like the original Dukes Of Hazzard character. He also looks like Seymour Stein… oops – Welcome To Manchester….
But here comes the revelation – North East trio DARTZ! Are grinding away in the basement of 14 Lloyd Street. They’re amazing, with a concoction of post rock, EMO, XTC, The Blockheads, wiry disco and thumping rock and roll. There’s a mix of everything in here, but they’re genuinely different and I think pretty exciting.
Whoever put the SQUARES venue on the gig list needs their bloody heads testing. The downstairs space is pretty good for music, but given that the regular clientele have a 30 foot drop from which to execute Begby style glass throws it’s maybe not such a good idea. KUBICHEK however play a set that is maybe their best ever since we first brought them to Manchester last May for their debut gig here. They have a real chance to make a lasting impression with singles like “Nightjoy” and Fantastic Plastic sticking out for more records. However haircuts strike again and I’m almost knocked to the floor as three Londoners give each other a “luvvie” hug in the space I’m currently standing in. Fuggin Hell !!!. However all is forgiven when I see one of the fashion victioms shoes. Anyone who wears two tone suede brogues together with a cream Mac is obviously on institutional leave. Arse. Special (Fashion) Victims Squad…now there’s a theme we may well be featuring later..
It’s back to 14 Lloyd Street and the basement is a lockout as ¡FORWARD, RUSSIA! demonstrate that a blistering tour maketh the band. I’ve seen them three times in two months and this is their best. Whiskas has also shaved his beard back after we described him as Captain Birdseye – it’s no matter – they’re absolutely amazing – and more still. They’re definitely going to get something from this.
THE PERMISSIVE SOCIETY are upstairs and they’ve got the A&R contingent hemmed in –it’s just as well as “Fighting Crime,Protecting People” blows the cowboy hat off the guy who looks like he’s in the Kings Of Leon. He’s not – he’s probably the record company mailman, but he looks tall. He also looks like something out of Back To The Future 3. But The Permissives by this time have fired out enough bullets to make people scream for more ear damage. It’s one of the few places to experience pure unadulterated rock and roll…
More to Come…
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