Sunday starts to take a turn for the strange in Salford...
Staying off the beaten track, next stop is The Attic where another of Manchester's largely unsung and tireless promoters SA Promotions are custodians of an eclectic little bill. Girl Afraid have a nice line in abrasive, emo-flavoured punk-pop-indie fronted by the amazing little powerhouse that is Tara Kidd. Assertive, melodic and wracked with emotion when singing and sweetly shy in between times, she's at her best on the "experimentally one" "Numb" which sounds like a reverb-soaked PJ Harvey; the lads in the band are pretty tight too, but I suspect they might have to get used to Tara getting the lion's share of the attention.
Now I was delighted to see Cohesion's name on one of the official showcase lists after spending about two years wondering why more people haven't cottoned on to their simple brilliance - this isn't it, but if they play the way they just did today it should stand them in very good stead. There's no frills here, no gimmicks, just four lads with three of the greatest Northern indie-pop-rock tunes you'll hear anywhere this weekend. Which is not to say there's anything wrong with the rest of the set - all their songs are good, but three are just upliftingly heartwarmingly great. "Paper Scissors Stone" sees Andrew O'Hara in pensive, nostalgic mode; this band's always been about the words as much as the tunes. "Behind Closed Doors" sees some beautiful searing guitar work from Kevin McPhillips and the final "Can't Ignore" is bordering on anthemic. They're probably never going to appear on anyone's Cool List, butwith the right backing they could win a lot of hearts.
At this point I break my own rule and treat myself to the first taxi ride of the weekend. Look, the King's Arms is a really long way from here... On arrival I find a friendly little fringe party in full swing, a barbecue in the beer garden and a delightfuly chilled atmosphere. This is Underneath The Trees and Borowski would be pleased with the complete lack of idiots here, too. Actualy it seems he did a stint here before the Garratt.
There's more foliage around the two stages than British Sea Power's entire autumn 2003 tour (and I should know, I went to, er, most of it...) - downstairs Kamal Arafa and friends (including the biggest double-bass ever... well at least it looks like it... or are they all the same size? No idea) are doing some slightly wayward folky indie-country. Despite looking about 17 he sings of love and having been skint for years, but there are just too many people cramming in and out to really appreciate him. Upstairs then, wheer something far more sinster awaits...
The Witch And The Robot are no strangers to foliage, being (a) from Cumbria and (b) associates of the aforementioned British Sea Power (they're promoting and supporting at the Brighton-based Lakeland ex-pats' forthcoming gig at Barrow-inFurness Canteen on 6th November, with a third dose of Cumbrian insanity from Wild Beasts - well worth fighting with the M6 for; and even stick on "Fear Of Drowning" over the PA before they come onstage. Attempting to capture the experience that is a TWATR performance in mere words is a bit like trying to interview margarine, in Finnish, but I'll have a go.
There are three men onstage; one has a string of real sausages around his neck, one a pink feather boa and the third is covered in shaving foam. Behind them a screen shows images of a man in a papier mache face mask - think a far more disturbing Frank Sidebottom - running around a field of sheep and hiding behind rocks. They start chanting, slowly; "Fight! Fight! Fight!", and then unleash a form of art punk folk psychedelia-gone-dark that has precisely no comtemporaries in modern music or indeed anything else. One minute they're a mildly threatening Violent Femmes doing film noir soundtracks, the next an acoustic goth Fall with the scariest sounding flute you've ever heard. These comparisons are still pretty wide of the mark. "Everyone on the farm is dead", they intone in low voices. At which point papier mache head man wanders through the door and starts waving a small sprig of leaves in peoples' faces. Feather boa and flute and jumps down from the stage and wrestles him to the ground. This is Mr. Heartbreak, and you might well have nightmares. The three men onstage, by the way, are Mr. Venice, Mr. Goodnight and Hen. They throw the content of a packet of Werthers Originals into the crowd, without really making much of a point of it. By the end, pretty much everyone is standing aghast whilst Mr Heartbreak crawls around and picks up the remaining sweets. They really have to be seen to be believed; afterwards I go and ask the Fugitive Motel ladies, seeing them for the first time, what they thought of them. It's a good few seconds before either of them can actually form a word. Truly one of the performances of the weekend.
http://www.myspace.com/wearegirlafraid
http://www.myspace.com/cohesionuk
http://www.myspace.com/kamalarafa
http://www.myspace.com/thewitchandtherobot
Cath "Beware the creatures from the hills" Aubergine