Turning Japanese: Cath's Tuesday part 1
It's Tuesday evening and I'm very much feeling the effects of two days' full-on gig-going (with a "chaser" of a post-rock and electronics all-dayer elsewhere on the Saturday followed by a National Express overnighter), in case you were wondering, yes, I do sometimes get tired. And I could really do with not having to go out again. But there are bands to see, and I wouldn't want to miss anything. A couple of hours later as I stumble out of TV21 trying to process what I've just experienced I have completely forgotten about being tired. Welcome to Cath's Day Three, in which I only see six bands but every last one of them is absolutely brilliant. This is why I do this.
BO NINGEN + ASAKUSA JINTA + EZRA BANG AND HOT MACHINE, TV21
MORTON VALENCE, Electric Boogaloo
Right, so there's no official Japanese showcase this year, but I seem to have found the unofficial one. Brilliant! It's brought to us by all-ages promoters XOX (leave your drinks at the door) down at TV21 and, well, there's two Japanese bands in a row followed by one with a Japanese synth player so I suppose it sort of counts.
MM first encountered Bo Ningen at this September at the ultra-hip Offset festival - I'd like to say "saw them" but in reality I could barely poke my head inside the overstuffed tent. This excuses me having thought hyperactive, helium-yelping singer/bassist Taigen was a girl - which here in his skinny bare-chested glory he clearly isn't, although he does have a girl's haircut. Two, in fact, simultaneously - a pretty 60s fringe and bob at the front and luxuriantly long and straight tresses at the back. Guitarists Kohhei and Yuki and drummer Mon-chan have equally long, straight hair and some of them appear to be wearing 1970s pyjamas; they're like four baby Damo Suzukis and the noise they make is every bit as insane. Blisteringly loud guitars do prog, post-rock and metal often within the space of one song, whilst Mon-chan just about steals this year's Animal From The Muppets Award For Drummer Insanity (beating yesterday's Heels Catch Fire into a distant second place) as he appears to be drumming with his head as much as any sticks or accessories. The other three bounce off the amps and pillars and each other as Taigen alternates between Damo-esque rambles and frenzied punk attacks; each track is like a brilliant swirling full-on psychedelic wig-out compressed into a few minutes and with everything turned up to 11. As is often the case with international showcases there's a decent ex-pat contingent down watching them and they're going crazy too, whilst the bloke standing next to me just appears to have his eyes out on stalks for the entire thing. It later transpires he is Ezra Bang whose band's on later and is possibly wondering how the hell they're going to follow this. By the end of the set Taigen is crouching with his legs splayed simulating sex with his bass and Kohhei and Yuki are throwing themselves and their guitars into the drumkit while Mon-chan continues battering it and them, until they all fall over and lie there grinning. Set of the weekend, no contest.
I've long had a theory that there's something about the highly ordered and reguated nature of Japanese society which makes all bands from over there do whatever it is they do about 30 times more intensely than tneir Western counterparts. Japanese punks have the tallest, most colourful Mohicans; indie bands the tightest blackest jeans and most perfect fringes; rappers the biggest gold chains and baggiest sportswear; metallers the most piercings and wildest tattoos... and what happens next makes Bo Ningen look relatively sane.
They're called Asakusa Jinta and there's a raspberry-haired girl blowing a tenor sax whilst pogoing, an older lad with a moustache and a double-neck guitar; others have a trumpet, electric double bass and large curly horn thing respectively (as regular MM readers will know, I've never been any good at identifying brass instruments). In the tiny space in front of the stage there are two tiny Japanese girls trying to start a ska knees-up moshpit. Oh yeah, the music? Just your average everyday mixture of Glenn Miller big band, Bad Manners lunatic ska, a military parade, cartoon punk and soul revue. Proportions of the above vary from one track to the next, although it's hard to keep up as the whole lot is administered at roughly 300 miles an hour. They do something that sounds like "In The Mood" but not quite, and raspberry haired girl is leading the crowd in a sort of one-potato-two-potato hand dance. They do something that vaguely resembles a rocket-powered Can-Can and several of the end up in the audience. And the last of my brain, the bit Bo Ningen didn't melt, holds up a little white flag.
Later I look them up online and discover that "Their base is Asakusa, Tokyo's old downtown, an area reminiscent of traditional Japan. They love this town and people who live there love the band as they are known as a marching band playing on the shopping streets or for weeklong parades." I don't think there's a lot more to be said about this, really. Just try and hold that image.
Oh fuck, there's more.
Ezra Bang And Hot Machine are five extremely cool-looking people variously hailing from New York, London, Berlin and Sapporo, who much like their two predecessors at this event seem to think easily pigeonholed music is for dullards. Ezra raps (mostly) in a sort of Public Enemy stream-of-consciousness style which if he'd decided to plump for a traditional hip-hop style backing would still justify a place in the ones-to-watch list, but where's the fun in doing something there's already loads of? Instead, he's assembled a synth-bass-drums electro band who sound like Soulwax in particularly hedonistic mode. The first track is brutal, euphoric and hilarious all at aonce - the latter largely due to the way synth player Mio Kuromori sings the word "motherfucker" in a really sweet little girl voice between his rap streams. He's all over the front of the stage, fixing people with his eyes, revving them up - but this isn't just party music, there's a politicised side to them as well: "This next song's called 'White Power', er, please take a look at this stage and realise it's meant with a sense of irony..." (Ezra and bassist Sara are black and there's two white lads as well as Mio) - and, it seems, a sense of hard glam-flavoured drumming. Some of which involves a bin lid.
Congraulations to XOX for this triple shot of mayhem.
It's five to nine though and I'd best leave them to it, as the always entertaining Morton Valence are on at ten past at Electric Boogaloo, which used to be... oh god I don't know, some shiny Peter Street identi-bar. There are precisely no taxis on Oldham Street. I run it and arrive just in time. I tell you, if ITC was once a month I'd be fit as an athlete.
Morton Valence are delightfully, wilfully unclassifiable. I've seen them a few times - including In The City 06 - and I'd still struggle to describe them to someone. Suppose I'd better have a go, though, given that that's what I'm here for. At the most very basic level you could call it electropop, but that covers all manner of ills these days. To start with, when most bands make a debut album they collect together their best songs, maybe write a few more and arrange them into an order that works. Morton Valence decided to make an audio romantic novella called "Bob And Veronica Ride Again", with the knowingly Mills and Boon style story also included in a book (released on, um, Bastard Recordings). Some people just have too much imagination. "Sailors", their brilliant early single, is not on it as there are no sailors in the story, but it is a rather excellent piece of skewed and slightly camp thumping electronic pop music which here goes down equally well with the ITC delegates and punters and the after-work drinkers. They're a great visual act, too, with their ironing board keyboard stand and the fascinating are-they-aren't they interaction between the singers Rob Hacker (think: captain of the Yellow Submarine after a long night's raving) and sultry, pouting Anne Gilpin. They're having all manner of technical difficulties so it ends up being a pretty short set but well worth the effort.
http://www.myspace.com/boningen
http://www.myspace.com/asakusajinta
http://www.myspace.com/wearehotmachine
http://www.myspace.com/mortonvalence
- Cath Aubergine. Last blasts of the night and indeed the event are coming soon...

